Hell, I've given up on trying to figure this out.

I think I'm on a summer island now, it's gorgeous. Trees, water, sand, birds, a volcano IF ONLY THERE WERE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN BATHING SUITS!

They're trying to make me wear a skirt..made out of grass.

COME ON PORTAL. HELP A GUY OUT!

By the way, girl/boy thing, you still want that meal?

((ooc'd:HE LIVES!))

I'm in somewhere called New York now. This is an improvement! 

Oh man, have you guys seen those cell phone things? THEY'RE GREAT. You just dial numbers, and you could be talking to ANYONE! I've had snail phones but these things are just amazing. 

Why are all those red trucks with hoses gathering around here..?

Current Location: New York
Current Mood: curious

I've been running around for hours trying to find a way off this island, maybe so I can get to this..'America'; wherever that is..Maybe Galen-chan can tell me? 

So finally I ran into this building. Lucky, since they've got these computer things here.

IS THIS A DINOSAUR BAR MITZVAH OR SOME SHIT? 

I'm out of cigarettes.

YEAH I'M GLAD YOU'RE EXTINCT YOU FREAKIN' REPTILE POT PIES.

Somebody tell me more about those portal things, and have any of you seen a big ship with a Lion head as the bowsprit recently?

Current Location: Isla Nublar

Shitty...WHEREVER THE HECK I AM. I need to get back to the deck and take care of Robin-chan!
....

..I'm pretty sure I'm not on the ship anymore..

Current Location: Isla Nublar/Earth
Current Mood: frustrated